Tom Hiddleston doesn't want to take selfies with you.

My name is Will Graham.

I dreamed I turned Zachary Quinto straight and it changed my life forever.

I met Matt Smith on 02/08/14
I just bought a $102 bra. I have reasons.
I got a bonus this paycheck so why the fuck not?
It sparkles and it’s pretty which will make me feel pretty.
When I meet Tom Hiddleston I will tell him that I am wearing a $102 bra and then he will become curious and request to see it because everyone wants to see what makes a bra cost $102 and because he just wants to see titties.

I just bought a $102 bra. I have reasons.

  1. I got a bonus this paycheck so why the fuck not?
  2. It sparkles and it’s pretty which will make me feel pretty.
  3. When I meet Tom Hiddleston I will tell him that I am wearing a $102 bra and then he will become curious and request to see it because everyone wants to see what makes a bra cost $102 and because he just wants to see titties.
  1. hiddleswiggles said: What a great plan
  2. mynameiswillgraham posted this